Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are...

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants andrewryan spideypool. the other wants andrewtom spideyvenom. you are gay

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

I’m just an almond milk girl in a cow milk world

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier…. 

Like chihuahua.

Thank goodness someone else felt the same.

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb