*Explodes*

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person