behold the power of god and 48 mental illnesses

I really want to draw more BloodyMary but ArtFight has me in a chokehold, so for now I satisfy my craving by just shit posting.

"prosper stupid poultry"

Fandom: No, he’s actually got a ton of family. He’s got a twin, an older brother, a father/uncle/another older brother depending on the day, a cousin/figment of imagination. They all look exactly the same, and they all tend to find themselves in weird situations at any given time, but they love each other and that’s what matters.

they progressively got less cartoony because I got too locked

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

insystem communication can be so varied

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

He’s so cute look at him he killed over 70 people 🩷