The Doug Magician

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

taking notes

Their relationships 🔥

"You can Ritual Summon this card with 'Light and Darkness Ritual'. Unaffected by your opponent's activated effects, unless they target this card, also cannot be destroyed by battle. You can only use each of the following effects of 'Black Luster Soldier - Soldier of Light and Darkness' once per turn. If this card is Special Summoned: You can target 1 card your opponent controls; banish it. When this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle: You can make this card gain 1500 ATK, and if you do, it can make a second attack in a row."

he really liked this one

Her name is 2k-tan, short for Windows 2000, for those who don’t know.

"Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) by shuffling 1 Spellcaster or Warrior Ritual Monster from your hand or GY into the Deck. You can only Special Summon 'Black Chaos' once per turn this way. You can discard this card; place 1 Continuous Trap that mentions 'Light and Darkness Ritual' from your Deck or GY, face-up on your field. While you have a Ritual Spell in your GY, this card is unaffected by your opponent's activated effects. Once per turn, during your Main Phase: You can banish 2 cards your opponent controls."