The Doug Magician

the author's barely disguised spy from team fortress 2

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

heartbeats are a really cute bodily function... thump thump... like miss heart is a little rabbit that lives inside you...

There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

someone put it in words

i love this. this is a beautiful way of setting out how a lot of people feel

​I have seen this post some 50 times and everytime I softly whispered ‘Fuck’ to myself cuz it hits SO close to home

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed