A Place to Vent

you're reading it from the line cook's perspective

How many bacteria do I kill a day?

So many. Like, an incredible amount.

What happens to them when they die??

they go to fucking hell

complicated relationships with your parents are like. you cut up fruit and bring it to my room without me asking. i can't remember the last time you told me that you were proud of me. you told me i wasn't good enough for you but i'm not even good enough for myself. your hugs feel like coming home. i can't tell you anything that happens in my life. i doubt myself every day because of something you said to me when i was eight. would you like to hear about my day? please don't ask me about my day. i miss you even though you're in the next room. i wish we didn't live together. i've never loved or resented anyone as much as i've loved and resented you. are you okay? are we okay? are we ever going to be okay?

Well fuck just read my diary next time I think it'd be less of a gut punch

😳wow bestie umm. That was kind of blasphemous of you?? 🤭 haha like kind of heretical even 💞

Upside to being dehumanized because you left Christianity: there are now people who actually, legitimately believe that you are having an irl villain story arc and have joined forces with demons for actual world domination purposes and, like pardon my French, but that is very badass

good work everyone

If you watch this you go directly to hell

Preaching a sermon in Off Whites is NUTS

LMFAOOO this where your tithes go, to some nice feets..not starving kids or rebuilding churches

Once a preacher i had said some shit about upgrading his car and sayin “god said i needed a little more leg room” i knew it was dead for me

calvinism is so insane it literally claims that god just made the majority of human souls just so he could torture them in hell forever and decided to only let a few into heaven and that this is actually cool and okay and we should worship this version of god instead of refusing to, or immediately switching religions to one without such a horrifying omnipotent being at its head, or working all your life to overthrow the fucking bastard if he’s actually like this