90% stress 10% trash

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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onto better things thursday

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

maybe its because im an asylum seeker but i am of the opinion that even if immigrants and asylum seekers contributed nothing to a nation that nation should not have the right to deport them.

"oh now no-one will do these jobs," well i think its bad that we take advantage of immigrants and asylum seekers' desperation to force them into exploitative jobs that the ordinary citizen is entirely unwilling to put up with.

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

i've never done anything wrong in my entire life except for all the wrong stuff i did