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i-am-a-fish

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

thebraveandthebold

fallingtowers

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

Damn. That really is a grackle.

yugiohz

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

yugiohz

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

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hurricanenoelle

ayellowbirds

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

tharook

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

bigboysdrinkmilk

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

bigboysdrinkmilk

vaspider

Please give credit to Matthew Cortland, the disabled lawyer and activist whose work is reflected in that last screenshot. They work hard on documenting what Trump and his cronies have been doing & they deserve credit.

leclercari

CHARLES LECLERC | PASSENGER PRINCESS

eggsaladstain

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

hotvampireadjacent

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bishopony

my really funny and original concept

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wereralph

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

smatter-deactivated20220909

your WHAT

wereralph

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

angelgurlhearts-2

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

wereralph

MY

commanderforeskin-deactivated20

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

wereralph

Watermelon

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

omigawdmatt

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

greylilacs

rattmice

I’m sorry what

wereralph

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

bananapeelchunk

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

wereralph

eyaji

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

everyone-loves-purple

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

fruitypebble

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

pocketdictator

THE HORNY WHAT?????

wereralph

transmadotsuki

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

self-loathsome-deactivated20220

THE WHAT?!

transmadotsuki

THIS ONE

baconis42

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

mysofthoneybee

personally i’m at 96%

midnight-spectrum-again

This post keeps getting worse

hellcatbruiser

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

carthages-finest

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

midnight-spectrum-again

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

sovereignant

Ahem.

The what?

midnight-spectrum-again

Beautiful

sovereignant

No. Canceled.

midnight-spectrum-again

But why???

the-peculiar-bi-tch

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

smegbertmarbles

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

wereralph

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

graceiscringylmao

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

ruimtetijd

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

wereralph

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me every time wereralph posts

systlin

People paid Actual Money for this website

triflesandparsnips

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

likethesword

The end of an era

angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat

i miss wereralph :(

were-ralph

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

maxxayz

were--ralph

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

deepestfriendgoophero

They will NEVER kill the king!

were--ralph

something disastrous happened here

were---ralph

RETURN TO LIFE

transarsonist

It’s a 20 dollar post now, inflation is a Bitch

freckledhollander

based on our canonical crumbs of information about jackie pike (met hayden at a club, got married relatively quickly, hottie) i now imagine that pre-hayden, jackie was a club rat to rival the likes of ilya. just her and like four other girls absolutely tearing up the montreal party scene. leaving a string of broken hearts across the great white north. multiple clubs, outfits, guys, and girls a night. she has three tattoos that shane knows about and five that nobody but hayden ever sees. and maybe she liked the idea of a family one day down the road but it never really crossed her mind because she was happy as she was, having fun with her friends. until one night out of the blue she meets this guy in a club. and he’s clearly very nervous talking to her (who isn’t) and he doesn’t seem like the most interesting guy there at first, but he’s cute and sweet and a surprisingly good dancer for a hockey player as she finds out, and he tells her earnestly that he wants to have a million kids before stumbling back to add only if my wife does, obviously, and there’s just something so charming about the way he says my wife like it’s a sure thing to him, like he doesn’t know who she is but he’s already completely devoted to her. and one thing leads to another and suddenly it’s 2 am and he’s coming back to her apartment and kissing every one of her tattoos and then just. asking her questions. about her life, her family, her interests, and she can’t help but feel a pang of jealousy towards whoever ends up being this guy’s wife who he may or may not have a million kids with.

only one thing leads to another and before long jackie’s friends are staging half-joking interventions because he’s a hockey player, jackie, he is literally a professional jock, and he’s always going to be traveling, and he must have had at least five concussions already, and how are we going to go out without you? and jackie laughs and eventually the protests die down and she goes out with her friends just as often, only now the massive rock on her left hand catches under the neon lights.

it’s quintessential to me that shane has no idea about any of this. he just thinks jackie is a nice girl hayden happens to cross paths with at a club one night. and pre-my dinner with hayden shane is having a total nervous breakdown to ilya because these are my best friends, they’re the best couple i know, how am i going to explain to them that we’ve been dating for six months but we’ve been fucking for almost ten years? they’re going to think we’re insane oh my god and then ilya opens the door and is face-to-face with the girl who did a line of coke off of his abs in a seedy montreal club and then left with two of his teammates ten years ago and he’s like. moya lyubov i don’t think jackie is going to judge us for anything.

blumineck

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

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