i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

doomscrolling thru the weather app

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

There is no Love on that island

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

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