Start a business selling faulty rpg items. Such as brass knuckles that do 1d6 lightning damage but due to conduction you also take damage.
A flail made from aloe leaves so it healed as it dealt damage.
A ring of frostbite. Over time your hand slowly gets more and more frostbitten.
An enchanted scythe. Once in battle, it becomes painfully obvious the âenchantmentâ was Minor Illusion. Itâs actually made of cardboard.
An axe that doesnât do damage but makes enemies smell nice.
A bow that only shoots where youâre aiming if youâre blackout drunk.
A sword that does untyped area of effect damage. With d12s. Many of them.
A sword that is actually just a really big butter knife.
A crossbow that when not in use becomes a large raven to fly around on its own. It has its own, very specific ideas as to when and where it is in use.
A Staff of Goodwill that rather than making peace with others just gives you bargain bin items.
a shuriken that is actually a fidget spinner
The Scone of Stone. A pastry designed to last forever, really just a rock with raisins painted on.
A torch of everlasting fire, but in all reality it just lasts like ten minutes longer than an average torch.
A healing potion thatâs just tequila
a summoning item that is shaped like a bunny
only summons dogs
and only if close enough hear to hear it make squeaky noises
love squeaky toy noises
A cursed idol which, on closer inspection, is just a happy meal toy from a McDonalds franchise in R'lyeh.
A tome of death that is actually supposed to be called the tome of breath. When opening this book a hot gust of wet air is expelled from its pages.
A torch of everlasting fire that just keeps burning. When it burns down the torch, the fire just keeps spreading and doesnât go out. Ever.
A collection of magic research notes from a long-disproven magical theory.
A Mac-hacks guide when your System is on a Windows.
Could be a good item A coin that when activated opens a portal on one of its sides. That portal leads to one of the 4 elemental planes. Rolla d4 to determine 1-Earth 2-Water 3-Fire 4-Air This portal is contained to that side of the coin and is the size of that side. This can be used as a flamethrower, industrial fan, hydro pump, and a whole lot of dirt.
An overly protective plague mask that causes constant disruption to your senses. If you try to take it off, poisoned spikes emerge from the surface that make it extremely painful... for you.


























