Extremely Fucked Up RPG Ideas

Necromancy requires licking.

this is just magical necrophilia

anything can be magical necrophelia if you put enough effort into it

i'm broke as hell but signal boost because getting jumped, stabbed, and put into a coma is pretty high on my list of "things that are fucked up"

A wild magic sorcerer but instead of magic surges random vines happen when they cast a spell

How dare you call this a bad idea?

I mean since Definitely Bad left someone needs to cause drama and I don’t see DefinitelyIncitingOnlineFightsIdeas anywhere

Cool idea: making your characters after tarot cards.

“The Fool”

“Justice”

The Hermit

Wheel of Fortune

“The Star”

The world

The Lovers

The Moon

The Hanged Man

The Devil

this resonates in my soul

Every-time someone rolls a natural one, climb inside them and lay eggs for a new generation of gamers.

this seems like an appropriate time to make a reappearance

this resonates in my soul

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

Stay safe!!

To any Egyptian dungeoneers and dragon-slayers.

hunting people down is pretty fucked up

@probablydogrpgideas have a dog in the party

ALWAYS have a dog in the party

Can the dog be a Fire Warg though?

fire puppies are acceptable puppies

Light puppies on fire.

Send mimics to seduce your enemies then have them devour them alive. It’s either vore or murder, but either way it gets the hero out of your way.

Never pass up an opportunity to fuck a mimic.

Run an Ad-based RPG idea blog without even the slightest idea about the more advanced Advertising techniques.

Run an RPG idea blog intended to make people go “wait hold up” but everything you can think of is either just completely off topic or Way Too Messed Up™

i gotchu fam

Isn’t playing FATAL in itself not pretty much an impossible feat?

Oh yeah, FATAL! I love that game!

Isn’t playing FATAL in itself not pretty much an impossible feat?

“Ok, Estate agents, this is The Strange. And Here’s The Weird, The Unusual, The Odd, The Bizarre, The Actually Surprisingly Mundane  and The What The Flying Fuck Is That Thing?”

I keep questioning whether or not to comment specific stuff, because i feel like a lot of it might be a bit more @extremelyfuckeduprpgideas and a little less @highlyquestionablerpgideas and so i just wanted to get the opinion of some people before i consider greenlighting this shit

“hello motha fucka~"