von dutch, cult classic

@realmatthiascastillo: I was gonna ask if my people could talk to your people about getting tickets for your sold out tour but… I don’t have people. 😇 Any chance?

TEXTING: TY Zac: I'd really like that too. Zac: And I wanna cheer you up? Zac: And, well... Haha, you know how much I enjoy touching you just to see you react. So. It's win/win... :)

TEXTING: TY Zac: Ty... 👀 Zac: I missed you too. [a few minutes pass] Zac: I don't think a kiss would hurt either of us, right? Zac: I mean. Not to be weird! I just... Zac: I could distract you. If you wanted. I'm good at kissing. Zac: Well, you know that, I think. But I could. I could help you out.

TEXTING: TY Zac: Haha, okay! Zac: It's fun! And trashy! And everyone's hot. Zac: And the butts! Remember the BUTTS! Zac: Wait Zac: Mostly? Zac: WAIT Zac: I didn't mean it like that... Zac: Not that I'm saying no to that haha. But I don't think that's what you want right now. :)

TEXTING: TY Zac: THE BUTTS! :) Zac: Haha. No, I get it. Don't worry. :) Zac: Maybe sometime later down the line, yeah. Zac: Because I would not be opposed to having your hands on me. Zac: Some other time.

TEXTING: TY Zac: Haha, okay! Zac: It's fun! And trashy! And everyone's hot. Zac: And the butts! Remember the BUTTS! Zac: Wait Zac: Mostly? Zac: WAIT Zac: I didn't mean it like that... Zac: Not that I'm saying no to that haha. But I don't think that's what you want right now. :)

TEXTING: TY Zac: You can have sex and have fun! You're single and that's your right. Just look after yourself too, yeah? Zac: Sounds what? Zac: I can do hugs. :) I'm great at hugs! Zac: Oh... Haha. Well, you're welcome to put your face wherever you need, but sadly David Tennant isn't Scottish in this one... Zac: Wait, that sounded. Nevermind. Zac: Haha he is kind of the best...

TEXTING: TY Zac: Haha, yeah. I mean, I agree. I think you'd be a good boyfriend. Zac: Ty. I don't think you're too much. I think you're really really great, and I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you and your boyfriend. But that doesn't mean that you're the problem, ok? Zac: Haha, no idea. They do this sometimes. They watch movies out in the living room a lot and then I guess they go into Art's room to watch some more. They're usually pretty quiet, his buddy gets REALLY focused on movies. :) Zac: Wow haha yeah of course! Zac: I kind of meant more like... Snacks, blankets, a warm hug? Zac: But I will get you back on track with Aaron Hotchner! 🫡

TEXTING: TY Zac: Who wouldn't like you? You're kinda the best. Zac: What reasons? What do you mean? Zac: Hey, no. I'm sorry. Zac: I didn't mean to make you feel like things were bad or like I don't wanna see you. Zac: I've been a really crappy friend. :( Zac: Art and his buddy have gotten real quiet out there so their movie must be over haha. :) I'll just get changed real quick and then I can head over to you! Zac: Want me to bring anything?

TEXTING: TY Zac: Yeah! A prequel means it came first, Ty! Haha Zac: Oh no. That's so tough, buddy. I'm sorry. Zac: I get it. I know it must have been really scary for him, right? To like you so much but still be afraid. Zac: Did you guys stay friends? Zac: Oh. I assume not then. Yeah, I mean. If he ended things badly then that really sucks. Zac: What can I do to help?

TEXTING: TY Zac: Trust me! Aidan Turner is handsome. You're CRAZY if you don't think Aidan Turner is handsome. Omg. Maybe we should watch The Hobbit too. Or Being Human. Zac: Oh. [several minutes pass] Zac: Crap. Ty. That really sucks, I'm sorry. Zac: Am I a bad friend? I had no idea you were dating someone?

TEXTING: TY Zac: HEY! I said no googling! Zac: Also, they ALL have those moustaches. Or, most of them... It was the 80's, Ty! Don't judge the tache! Zac: I can come over. :) Zac: Are you ok, though? What's going on?

TEXTING: TY Zac: It's kind of crazy but I sort of have a crush on this guy named Danny Dyer. But only in the show! Don't google him. You'd have to watch it to get it. Zac: But DO google Aidan Turner. And Alex Hassell. And Nafessa Williams. Actually, Bella Maclean too! They're all really sexy. Zac: Haha, oh! Zac: Wait, just so we're on the same page...? Zac: Are you asking me over to watch tv or for... other reasons?

TEXTING: TY Zac: David isn't sexy in this one. :( Zac: But it IS good. In a kinda trashy way? We can totally watch it if you want! There's butts and stuff. Zac: Haha oh! Wait! Haha! I sent that last text before I saw yours about my butt. That's funny.

TEXTING: TY Zac: I'm sorry, Ty! <3 Zac: Neither. Rivals! It has David Tennant in it. :) But no, I never said that! You're very very fun. Zac: What did you wanna do? Zac: Not that I don't wanna come hang out! Obviously I love hanging out with you. Zac: You know that. :) Zac: And aww! That's cute! She's the best.

TEXTING: TY Zac: Aw, man. That really sucks. I guess it must be hard when you can't really switch off from your job? Zac: I mean, uh. I guess you don't get to just 'not play' in sports, right? I'm my own boss, so if I don't wanna record a new episode, that's up to me. Zac: Hey! I didn't say I wasn't having fun! :) Zac: I was watching trashy tv. Zac: Oh! Sure? Is Angelica home? Would she mind?

TEXTING: ZAC Ty: Hey, baby! Ty: No. That was me dropping a challenge and you're gonna rise to it, man! Ty: Aw, fuck tennis. Ty: I can't bounce from home to the gym to the court any longer. Ty: Come out. Ty: Or I'll come to you?

TEXTING: TY Zac: :) Zac: Hey, you love tennis! And you're REALLY good at it I've heard! Zac: Oh! I see! Zac: You want me to be the Not Bitch that comes out on a Monday night? Really? Zac: Oh, I don't know if it's a good idea to come here, haha. Art has a buddy over. They're watching Casablanca, and they don't really like interruptions during movie nights. Bonnie took Sylvie out for dinner so I'm sort of holed up in my bedroom right now. Zac: Where did you wanna go exactly?

TEXTING: ZAC Ty: Hey, baby! Ty: No. That was me dropping a challenge and you're gonna rise to it, man! Ty: Aw, fuck tennis. Ty: I can't bounce from home to the gym to the court any longer. Ty: Come out. Ty: Or I'll come to you?