gideon the ninth characters as dril tweets
gideon nav: i like to believe that getting my ass kicked 100 times a day for 50 years has granted me “Street Smarts”
harrowhark nonagesimus: if your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
judith deuteros: if the united states president deemed me a threat to our nation, absoluitely i would let him zap me in the skull. i would hand him the gun,
marta dyas: stunning: mindful adult , decked out in complete set of riot gear - takes out entire stampede of horses using wisdom and tactic’s
coronabeth tridentarius: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
ianthe tridentarius: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh torture’s bad”, “it’s ineffective” fuck off
naberius tern: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
isaac tettares: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
jeannemary chatur: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight
magnus quinn: I lpove making my credit rating lower by having my wife painted on the side of my car
abigail pent: oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.
palamedes sextus: I;ve looked at the facts. Hell im looking at the facts right now
camilla hect: closing my eyes and mentally visuelizing my enemies bodies, in 3d , to analyze them for weak points
dulcinea septimus: hard at work in the Study, pen in hand, orchestrating my next public melt down
protesilaus ebdoma: if you dont post anything for a month and i can’t find the reason why, i just assume you died and got buried in someones yard like a pet
silas octakiseron: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up
colum asht: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no