ASSFLASH, NEWSHOLE

beef strokin off lmfao

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

Every time I rewatch breaking bad I’m completely STUNNED by how fast Walt resorts to cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He doesn’t try literally anything else before resorting to meth. He finds out he has cancer and then immediately contacts the first meth dealer he can find and is like “let’s be partners.” Like I cannot emphasize enough that cooking meth was Walter White’s FIRST resort, not his last. His old college friends even offer him an executive position at an immensely successful business he helped found so the health insurance would cover most of it and his pay would more than cover the rest, and he turns it down because he doesn’t want “handouts.” The story of breaking bad is about Walters descent into immorality and depravity but he really fucking hurtles off the diving board at the first chance he got and ignored the people throwing him life preserves.

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

This is all because all of you didn't buy the $80 custom blog themes from the tumblr store

Did the White Lady utilize girlpower when she assisted in the slaughter of millions

this post is about hollow knight but i think it works just as well without that context

ppl calling themselves multifandom is Still so ridiculous like. yeag. You like things plural like literally everyone else on earth

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.

wizard hat cowboy brim

Witch o’ the Wild West

dilf vibes