Space Slut

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

This bratwurst I'm eating rn symbolizes my dick in his wife's pussy. Or something idk, it's too good to come up with something wittier rn.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Rip Yumi, you would've loved hating on Gen AI

She did murder one canonically

the father machine is WAY cooler than ChatGPT or whatever. Using the souls of your makers in an endless cycle of deception in darkness is awesome

I could be pro-gen ai if it was fueled on the souls of billionaires 🧐

For some reason I misread this and, without question, immediately accepted that the parents of the person OP was talking about had named him Flance.

I'm snorting at Flance, omg 😭🤣 I'm changing his contact name immediately

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)