I’m back ladies

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

all i want in this world is to have a tombstone where you can push it aside on a full moon and my ghost is in a big cavern down there and you gotta race me to get the gold hookshot i want this more than anything

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

you think the sound couldn’t possibly be that funny and then it is

i miss my wife tails

There is one (1) man I trust with the horror genre and that man is James A. Janisse of the Dead Meat youtube channel.

today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.