make a wish, it's your birthday party!

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

HONSE

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

hr says we gotta start doing kissing girls training

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

those life update text posts from mutuals that don't really get any notes are important to me like it's nice getting little peeks into their realities, oh you saw your cousin today? that's cool i hope you enjoy your day off, i'm sorry you had a rough day in class, i bet that lunch was really tasty, oh yeah i love watching that show too! your pets are adorable. your ideas are awesome. yes of course i'll send you an ask! what you're struggling with is valid and my thoughts are with you friend, please never stop expressing yourself

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent