SURE. FINE. WHATEVER.

I hate that I can hear this.

I hate that like when arguing with christians about how they think that homosexuality is a sin because of the bible its a faux pas to be like ok well that's not real

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

“where do you see yourself in 10 years?” Mammoth Cave National Park, four years post mysterious disappearance. Dead. Decomposing. Maybe I’m in the cave. Maybe I’m in the backwoods of Kentucky. That’s for me to know and some unfortunate hiker to find out. Best of luck, all.

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

The “How could you?!” in that little face is audible

severance is the kind of show that will make you watch a woman eat 2/10ths of 1/6th of a hard boiled egg in the most non-normal manner imaginable and the first thought that will come to your mind is "yeah the egg bar is coveted as fuck."