Pretty Princess

Do you all ever want to play with your mutuals like dolls? You may not know each other but I want to lock you in a room until you kiss

Perhaps the royalty kink comes from a place of wanting to be courted

In His infinite wisdom, God put meat on my bones to make me the hottest bitch on earth

If I were to hunt you down, would you run? If this invisible leash around my neck were to snap, would you be afraid? If I tore off my helmet and pressed my teeth to your throat, would you scream? If you saw what a monster lay under my armor, would you turn away?

I should be allowed to kill people I find annoying, and it’s really homophobic I can’t

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style