Knight Spectre

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

To the bug dungeon or the people dungeon, sir? Or have it switch between them?

🗑🪲🤏 taking it to the bug dungeon, sir.

Knight getting older… knight with a bit of grey coming in… knight who finds it a little harder to put on his armour and walk the castle… knight with old battle injuries and faded scars

To the bug dungeon or the people dungeon, sir? Or have it switch between them?

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

"Sire you can't keep petting your knight's head when they kneel before you—" their tail is literally wagging what else am I meant to do??

running around and petting all of the hounds heads before knight fall is actually in the jester's job description—so it's a necessity

Cannibalism as a metaphor for toxic relationships/codependency? Is this thing on? Can anyone hear me?

my knight says he fights for honor but he also cheats at cards constantly

Yeah, well, losing isn't honorable, and how can I fight for honor if I lose?

my knight says he fights for honor but he also cheats at cards constantly

Yeah, well, losing isn't honorable, and how can I fight for honor if I lose?

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it might be one of those adventurers who broke into my wizard tower yesterday, 'cause yeah, I turned 'em all into ducks.

princessussy. that's it that's the post

oh I see. if I post about #knightknob it's coins tossed left and right, my coffer and goblet overfloweth, on and on. but no one wants the bard to make mention of the humble princessussy hm? no patronage for Her Highnessussy?