Do You Wanna Hide A Body?

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

people who make fanart are literally the backbones of online fandom and no i won’t elaborate

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

Hat tip @eldriwolf I love keeping this one in circulation

i don't think chess sets be like

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

FUCK YEAH YIPPEEEEEEE