♛ P R I N C E ♛

Mutuals ca.n message me for my discord or my phone number if you want to be accidentally ignored harder

no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*

I'd rather have a cishet grandma there than a gay cop.

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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I'm a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it's ok

You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

“Listen, is he alive? Technically, no. But his body is moving and his soul is controlling it, so frankly I don’t see a problem.”

For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.

look at your phone lock screen. that's your reason to keep goin

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

@uranium