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cats love to enter boxes and bags because they're all chuunibyou and they think that any opening is a portal to a different dimension 😊

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

idk I think maybe 2000s/10s feminism talked too much about “unrealistic beauty standards for women” that people forgot “beauty standards for women” is already fucked up

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

there is no such thing as a child. no birth has been recorded in the past several millennia

remember when everyone would talk about being shadowbanned when their posts would flop