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I think we should skip the flirting and go straight to psychological codependence.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

There's real humans that have been on cruises. Weird.

cats love to enter boxes and bags because they're all chuunibyou and they think that any opening is a portal to a different dimension 😊

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean