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my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

idk I think maybe 2000s/10s feminism talked too much about “unrealistic beauty standards for women” that people forgot “beauty standards for women” is already fucked up

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

there is no such thing as a child. no birth has been recorded in the past several millennia

remember when everyone would talk about being shadowbanned when their posts would flop

the important thing to remember is that life will only get worse for the english people. do you think the next few decades are going to be kind to them? they will not.