funky little death omen

attacka you with a branch

attacka

attacka

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

when i like your personal post im psychically headbutting you like a cat

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

god those were lawless times. 

If anyone can explain why people used to always tell people to R&R (which to my understanding was Read & Review) at the *END* of the fic chapter instead of at the *BEGINNING*, I’ll be forever grateful. Like, bro, if I’m at the end, I’ve definitely already done the reading part, asking me to Read and Review now seems like a strange choice. Just ask for the reviews, baby!

@shadowy-dumbo-octopus

Ah, those were the days, though I for one don’t understand why people stopped doing the author vs character interactions bc those are fun as shit and the one relic of that era which I’m ready to defend.

me as a mother trying to relate to my rhythm gamer son: if you full combo your vegetables there’s a four star card in the freezer gacha called ‘ice cream’

how come cats look outside and start vibrating their little mouths so much and so quick while sounding like they are printing copies from a fax machine. why do birds do that to them.

My cat when she sees a bird: ..-. .-.. -.– / .. -. / – -.– / – — ..- - ….