milo

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

Here’s a new paper on tool use in cattle! It really doesn’t surprise me. I wonder if people who raise animals ever look at studies about them and say, “That’s a new discovery? Bessie does that all the time.”

"-as the youth say" as if I, myself, am not the youth.

how many situations can one man be put in? The answer might shock you

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

@ghostlycoyote0 @enbybuddy @mrbartercolblots my dead wives

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

That is UTAH plate. Arizona's got some dumbasses but this is entirely new bar even for us.

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

it's so funny how the mcu has so closely replicated the comics fan experience of like, "don't worry about like the plots. the things happening are like 90% really stupid, you just have to accept that. the meat is in the character writing. which is unfortunately also bad."

"and in order for half of it to make sense you had to have gotten into it many years ago and kept up with the homework"

@prince-frederic

yep. yep thats the experience