Im tired

we need sluttier music…..

sea shanties are right there

I just really appreciate how The Mighty Nein got tired of waiting for Matt to give them a friendly archmage in the narrative like he did in the first campaign so they just invited themselves to the nearest one`s house and straight up asked him to be their magical sugar daddy. Imagine you`re Yussa just vibing at home when apropos of nothing there is a bunch of weird millenials you`ve never met before at the door and the next thing you know they are showing you their geometrical shapes collection.

I told this woman I work with to have a happy birthday tomorrow since she's off and she did a double take before asking me how I knew that. when I first started as their boss I made a note of everyone's birthday so I could get them a card/small gift. I told her that and she stared at me for a few moments before saying "I don't like that. no you don't know my birthday. unknow it" then walked away. so this woman I work with has never been born and I've never met her in my life.

Im sorry but unknow it is so fucking funny

I’m

Indiana Jones and the Cone of Enslaved Moisture

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

whore

when that sunk-cost fallacy kicks in

Happy pride Normalize not explaining your thoughts to straight people

Just say them and if anyone asks you to elaborate just leave

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”