*gremlin noises*

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

...you know what, OP? I think I truly do understand how that feels.

Thanks, OP. 

also your body doesn’t necessarily work on a daily cycle, it’s not so neat as to understand linear time and how we choose to divide it. You don’t have to try and find perfect balance every single day, sometimes you will go three or four days eating less or eating more. Sometimes you will crave fats or salts or sugars or greens for a few days at a time before your body will decide it’s gathered enough resources in one particular department. The balance is achieved over time and in uneven tides, and that’s good and fine.

Original post has been going around for years now but this fairly recent addition is a really good one I needed to be reminded of too. We don’t just reset to 0 every night.

“What the fuck do you think freedom means, Earl?” is right up there with “Harold, they’re lesbians.”

Reblogging for pride month.

Bringing this one back again for pride month.

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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