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Videodrome (1983) concept art / Rick Baker
Imagine having David Cronenberg reject a design for being too graphic.

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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly donβt get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesnβt
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift
sewing affirmations
itβs okay that i donβt have a sewing machine
i love backstitching by hand for hours
this has got to be great for my back
millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to
iβm making so many beautiful things for my houseβoh goddamn it
Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.
That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:
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God I miss the days when you could show up to a strangerβs farm and heβd say βWhatβs your name, boy?β and youβd take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply βWhy I ainβt got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me oneβ and heβd tell you heβs real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and youβd tell him that you canβt read nor even write neither but youβre mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and wonβt ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and heβd keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ainβt got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of youβd get to talkin and heβd throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again heβd take a sip from it too real slow-like like it werenβt the whiskey what he were tryna savour
you see you donβt get posts like this on twitter
every day at least once while on a walk i think to myselfΒ βit werenβt the whiskey what he were tryna savourβ and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

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Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending
You probably know this but shitpost ruining fun fact for anybody who doesnβt:
When the play first was performed, JM Barrie et al were so concerned this might happen that they instructed the orchestra to drop their instruments and clap at this point, just in case
I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed
Peter Pan edited by Anne Hiebert Alton (2011)
(sorry to interrupt joke post but) this is true!
Children not clapping did happen too, (and some were even expected to have hissed, which was later written into the 1928 playscript and 1911 novel). But my all time favourite anecdote about it is from Pauline Chase (who played Peter)'s intro to Peter Pan's Post Bag 1909:
Children love to clap their hands at the play because then they feel that they are really part of it, and you can see them holding their hands poised ready to seize an opportunity. Their great chance is when I ask them to clap their hands if they believe in fairies, and so save Tink's life. But they are very wrathful if any one claps who has the reputation of being a cynic, and once there was quite an uproar in the front row of the dress circle because of a girl who clapped. Those about her pulled down her arms angrily. "How dare you clap," they cried, "when you know you don't believe in fairies!" There was one dreadfully hard-hearted little boy who came to the theatre not to clap. That was his object for coming, and he came round "behind" to tell me so in the middle of the play. His teeth were firm set. "I won't clap," he said doggedly; "I'm not going to clap." And when the time came he didn't clap; above the clapping of all the others I could hear him shouting from a box, "Peter, I'm not clapping."
(Tink was revived each time anyway)
Ah, we've entered the "fleeing to Latin America" phase of the downfall. Okay.
It's even worse when you learn that one of the writers has a transgender son.
Just Marlon Wayans bullying his son in public by presenting a hate crime as funny; this is the state of American comedy.
Lol, yeah, "supporting"
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now
Over the Knicks' last 11 postseason games, crime in New York City fell 78 percent, per the NYPD.
The Nightmare of Socialism

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patterns left by woodworms on driftwood
project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"
hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself
#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll workβ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'
A witch mom adopts a human boy whoβs gonna go to space!!!!!!!!
MY HEARTTTTTTT
this job market is a fucking nightmare

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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
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