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Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this