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dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

they should invent a drug that makes you talk normaler so people like you

Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this