mystery-fish

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

i remember

I love this website so much

@bupp3t

starting to miss Mcr Rockville and the two pixels every 20 minutes sighhh

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

i remember

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

when the dash is boring and i start going to the blogs i follow individually for posts: im on tour ^_^

this is so mean. idgaf. whenever I see an infertile woman trying to guilt childfree women or attacking people who aborted an unwanted pregnancy or trying to guilt trip vulnerable young people into letting her adopt their (wanted) baby and complaining about adoptions not going through and the birth parents keeping their child I’m like “yep, the universe knew you shouldn’t be a parent. not sure I believe in fate but I see the wisdom in that.” it isn’t all people struggling with infertility, of course but sometimes a person will say something and you’ll be like “I genuinely hope a vulnerable child is never subjected to you and I doubt your fertility issues are what turned you into this monster, it’s just a convenient sympathy ploy you weaponize”