malingerer at the neurosis factory

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

I feel that I lack certain virtues, which are considered among the most important and indispensable human virtues; and then there's a second set of virtues, widely invoked to be attributed to people who lack the first set of virtues, and are held to justify this lack, even sometimes to be the "real" virtues against which the first set are illusory or merely conventional, and I also lack this second set

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

Well I think it was brave

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

abortion on demand without question apology or moralization

i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion 🩷

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