nusiance tenfold

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

the lion concerns himself with everything

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

Hot take: I don't care if someone "contributes to society" or not. They are a person and still deserve human rights, food, and shelter.

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

the subtle, powerful, and long-lost art of "not taking the bait"