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[screams in your face] FUNIMATIONĀ
[leans in uncomfortably close to whisper in your ear] you should be watchingĀ

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Look at not-Jacksepticeyeās new hair.
How To Get A Job Fast As Heckie
Ā @owenabbottāĀ
Apply to a Ā job, wait (1) day, then call. Ā Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that youāre very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Sayā thank you for your time, Iāll be looking forward to hearing back from you.ā Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application.Ā
Ā When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly, Ā tell them your first and last name. Ā
Describe your experiences Ā asĀ ā two years transcription and data entryā if you have a desk job interview andĀ ā [however many years] Ā costumer service, retail and stockā for your retail jobs. Ā
Donāt use jobĀ ā buzz wordsā I stg they hear them all day. Say Ā things like,Ā ā Iām detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.ā Ā ā I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fitā
When they ask you if you have āreliable transportationā say Ā YES. donāt tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you donāt do this, you wont get the job , Iām telling you right now).Ā
Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position youāre intending to apply for.
When they ask youĀ ā give us a situation where you had to blah blah blahā Make one the foodle doodle up. Make yourself sound good as heckie, and like you put your companyās needs slightly above the customerās needs, but make the customer happy.Ā
If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you ālike to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things rightā (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)
Questions for after the interview:
1. Ā Does this position offer upward mobility?
2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if youāre not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)
Ā Then, shake their hand, Ā Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the foodle doodle out of it.Ā
AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (Iāll give you them) that saysĀ āThank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great dayā This shows Ā that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when theyāre shuffling through the choices.Ā
DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone. Ā In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because youāre desperate.Ā
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Ā The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com Ā and Simplyhired.
Data Entry:
http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed
https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl
https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporaryādata-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300
Ā Front Desk:
http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957
https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280
https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist
http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566Ā (this one is close to the place you rented.)
http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920
https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical
http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp
Other jobs you donāt need a degree for that arenāt retail:
Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)
Stenographer-Court Reporter
Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo)Ā https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND
Real Estate Broker
Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K
Claims adjusterĀ
Loan Officer
Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,
Duct Cleaner:Ā http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re
I knew this but Iām reblogging cause someone might not know
Iām saving this.
āIs This Healthyā is a comic that I made for an independent study in which I looked deeper into the idea of health, mental, physical, and emotional as it relates to myself.
This project was extremely personal and I thank any of you who take the time to read it
me: I'm so gay
me: gayest of the gays right here
me: gay me up scotty
me: *is actually bi

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i talk a lot of shit for someone who canāt choose rude dialogue options in games because iām scared of hurting a characters feelings
hey just so u know Iām here for the girls who have slept with people who they didnāt like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad experiences or wished that thy hadnāt gone near those people. girls who found out how bad the people were after the fact. the character of your hookups doesnāt reflect your character. youāre all wonderful and Iām here for u
romantic shakespeare quotes to seduce your lover
āI love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protestā
āOf the very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly at your serviceā
āMy bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infiniteā
āI wish you all joy of the wormā
āCome, letās away to prisonā
āWhat, you egg?ā
[exit, pursued by a bear]
Sonnet 130
HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.
this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

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Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. Iām currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.
update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and iām in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie
update: THEREāS TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY
do u see the horsiesĀ
IāVE FOUND BUNNIES
okay okay now iāve found dogs
This is the most innocent hack ever
if i was a hacker this is what i would do tbh
My husband doesnāt believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.
Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his menās razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and itās going slightly better.
He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.
Update:
My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?
Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!
Update:
BEFORE:
AFTER:
He says it was ridiculous and he canāt imagine having to do it again in a few days time, itās much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!
Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise.Ā āYoga in the shower with razorsā indeed!
Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.
Powerful photos expose the micro aggressions trans people face every day
Like so many other transgender individuals, Shane Henise is no stranger to microaggressions. But rather than continue to passively receive hurtful, ignorant statements daily, Henise decided to take a stand. His photos show the comments trans people hear constantly ā including the all-too-familiar and invasive sex question.
whats up you shitposts loving fucks
oh great here comes the meme loving asshole
shitpost loving fucks: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo
meme loving assholes: Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
the bots now doall our discourse for us
thank god
THATāS IT I CANāT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PSEUDORANDOM BOT NONSENSE AND ACTUAL PEOPLE ANYMORE WHAT EVEN IS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if it makes you feel any better, theĀ āthank godā part was human
you can pretty much tell because i literally programmed 0 grammar into memelovingbot. it just sticks meme phrases in other meme phrases. memes are just so goddamn incoherant already that it sounds legit
way to ruin my immersion
think of it this way: you, too, can make terrible robot garbage like memelovingbot, because it is simple and fun to learn to make robots specifically designed to make jokes you, their creator, will laugh at
i have a robot army that i basically designed to make it easier for me to laugh at my own jokes. i am the ultimate bot dad
iām robot mom
Programmers tried for generations to create a program that could pass the Turing Test. They made ever more complex conversational bots, but to no avail. How could any of us have known that it wasnāt a more intelligent bot that was needed but a less intelligent humanity?
itās not less intelligent we just gave up on grammar in favor of joke. memes are better. everything is better. intelligence is a bullshit racist/ableist/classist/sexist social construct that doesnāt really measure anything except the abilities to do whatever brain things are most rewarded by the oppressive overclass anyway, it fails to get enormous quantities of valuable and interesting kinds of skills and talents that humans have in favor of a few rigid categories that are defined and tested by people only interested in reinforcing a marginalizing, oppressive status quo
up with memes down with that capitalist bullshit imo
Bees are pretty.
I canāt believe the classicĀ āMOM HOLY FUCKā comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time
this post just changed my whole life

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are you an ocean or forest person? are you an ice cream or slushie person? are you a sunrise or sunset person?Ā
CAN I NOT LIKE ALL OF THEM, YOU COMPARTMENTALIZED SHITMUFFIN?
If ur white u gotta change ur url from highmami to highmommy
And sadpapi to sadpawpaw
Pawpaw is if you are either southern or franco. I donāt wanna see ur white British ass
Are you protecting white culture form white ppl by telling British ppl not to appropriate southern hillbilly redneck yeehaw incest culture?
if that aint the pot calling the pot a pot