it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

damn this show is bangin‼️ where are the women.

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek