fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

You can lie when you name things

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem