full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

explain

stressed, broke, gay

rainbow road is so hard bc it symbolizes the struggle of the lgbt+ community. in this essay i will be-

if i was walking through a graveyard and a hand burst out of the earth and grabbed my ankle i would firmly but politely unclasp the fingers and continue on my way. simple.

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid

Not to vent but: fuck

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards