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not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things

i mean forgive me for not taking advice from someone who ignores britney’s canon sexuality in her url lol

britney’s canon sexuality

i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

Oh, so being gay makes you the epitome of humor?

Literally no where does op say that

I didn’t say it but it is true

Harris I thought about this post this morning and started crying

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal

this is most un-woke ted my dude

*both in unison* oh, biggest mood

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

oh fuck it turns out i love my friends very much

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it