LOL

I miss this meme

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

sentinels

It Follows (2014)

 the most underrated monster factory moment, in my opinion, was in the oblivion video when griffin kills a prison guard, changes the corpse’s name to “bookshelf”, and puts a book on top of him, without saying anything at all

are you fucking kidding me

due to personal reasons im baby

Target is where you go when you’re gonna try to restructure your entire life with 100 bucks, and you’re counting on a shoe rack, thumbtacks, a whiteboard, and new stationary to do it.

Everyone in here is looking for forgiveness and they’re trying to find it in a tasteful desk lamp and minimalist day planner