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[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

your mutuals will eat you when you die

Personal favorite genre of post rn is when someone takes a word and just adds "the amazing digital-" infront of it, it doesn't even matter if it makes any sense or if it even flows at all i end up laughing every time like a king slapping his belly to his jester who only knows slightly different variations of the same joke, my amazing digital smile

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

what about non binary people

fuck i don’t know

oysters

Glad I’m genderfluid

We can eat anything we want!

you have to eat oysters

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist