…still rather be here than Twitter

Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

yeah okay ill reblog that

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

cats are so weird. like hi freak on the table…!! are you hungry or just want to be tall

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

if you have dug two graves on your path for revenge bring a condom too

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

YOU. I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS GETTING NOTES AGAIN ALL OF A SUDDEN.

Cosplayer, in a Miss Frizzle impression: Oh my gosh, hi! You’ve made it to Frizz talk. Nice to meet you, I’m the Frizz. You’ve probably seen me before. Uh, if you haven’t, nice to meet you! This is Liz. You look so nice today! Has anybody told you that already? Well, I’m telling you now. Take a snack for your journey, it’s Cutie, high in vitamin C, also fun- fun sized, ya know, just like you! Ok, well, happy scrolling, uh, see you later, if I don’t, have a beautiful day! Goodbye!

Watching this just lifted so much heavyness from my being

I bet her duel deck is fucking insane.