it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

a critique that always irks me a little is when people say a fictional gay male relationship is actually being written as a lesbian relationship, like first of all what does that even mean and second of all a good chunk of the time it seems like people are only saying that because the men are emotionally vulnerable with each other

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.