post like you’re a lobotomy corporation employee

build the future my ass only thing im building up in this place is anxiety

why is heath standing like saul goodman

Heathcliff is hands on hips rn and Ishmael is just “???”

ishmael the office look

why is heath standing like saul goodman

Don't you just hate when you are going into ayin tag on Tumblr dot com hoping to see some fine content of your beloved big soft butterfly dad only to see some white twink from bottom surgery or whatever its called corporation

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

it is what it is *throws up blood*

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage