Mr Me

“the agonizing pain of being ignored” vs “the terrifying scrutiny of people paying attention to me”

And, it’s only month three! I wonder what cool new anticapitalist skills we will unlock later.

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

You can always tell when a gay character was written by a gay person because the stereotypes used are the accurate ones

There are gay stereotypes for straight people and gay stereotypes for gay people

Can't believe I forgot "found family trope specifically searched in AO3" for group 2

i’ve started replacing “i want to die” with “i feel overwhelmed” in my internal monologue, which is usually more accurate and more productive

ive been working on replacing ‘im so stupid’ with ‘im so silly’ and it has the same effect!

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

Nazbol: Think, what would Dad do in this situation? Nazi: [in Nazbol′s mind] No one loves you, you little fuck. Nazbol: I’m beginning to think I have issues.