we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
#extradirty
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@potatofantiger
I'll never stop hyping up other people OC's because what do you mean you created this thing out of the love of the game and gave life not just to them, but the other characters around them
Please keep bringing up the whimsy in my timeline I will literally snort it like a line of coke
@potatofantiger @raven-6-10
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best friends to lovers where your best friend is always a little entitled about you. their proximity to you. it’s like crack
@potatofantiger not lovers but Ruby and Mara absolutely have some of this
Yesssss
fooling around with someone you absolutely SHOULDNT be with, but you agree no sex. thats too far.
but you're both naked, greedily kissing, his body in between your legs and his cock is one stroke away from entering you-
@potatofantiger things may have gotten a little out of hand for Knight Lucanis and Princess Mara...
Oooo👀
being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together
@potatofantiger
Yes please 🥹
opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer
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Laelia Surana, Hero of Ferelden
my warden from my 1st World State >w< Been two year since last time I drew her so many of you may not know her.
Laelia is of Dalish origin; however, shortly after her coming-of-age ceremony, her powers awoke whilst she and other Dalish were in danger. Her clan already had enough mages, so she was cast out and found herself face to face with the Templars. Locked away in a tower filled mostly with humans and viewed with suspicion by them. For seven years, she learnt magic and discovered the power it held and why people feared it. Around the age of 22, she finally passed her Harrowing, and the story of DAO as we know it began.
oh and she romances Zevran
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report i’m back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3€
THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
World Heritage Post
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
i love being a mutual so much i was made to be a mutual i hope they put on my gravestone that i was a beloved daughter sister ex wife and mutual
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I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.
Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.
Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.
"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.
You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.
(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)
"You look just about good enough to eat" Lily and Mara
Mara looked skeptically at herself in the mirror. The dress was too tight and she was fairly certain it had not shrunk. No, good food, regular meals, and three pregnancies meant she was no longer the painfully slim urchin she once was and frankly she was not sure how to feel about that.
Her thighs, her hips, every part of her was just a little more than it once was. It had been well over a year since she had wielded a bow, instead she mostly carried a gurgling baby on her hip. Even her arms had softened.
It was not that she was large by any means just a more general softness. She was afraid really, how Lucanis and Lily saw her now. They were both such hard workers and so disciplined but Mara, now that she had options, seemed to prefer lying in front of a fire drinking cioccolata calda and reading one of the romances that made her ears turn red. Or chasing after a laughing toddler in the nursery. Helping their eldest make a good luck card for Lily's presentation (a clumsy crayon drawing of a skull in a party hat, GOOD LUK MAMA! on the front, at least three letters back to front). Or the rocking chair by the fire, the sleepy baby nursing contentedly, both she and the baby warm and comfortable, lost in each other.
Wonderful, precious, miraculous things.
Still.
The dress was tight.
---
Lily bit back a gasp on seeing Mara in a red velvet dress. The skirt flared out at her hips and her once pert little breasts practically spilled out like a cup running over with cream.
Two cups really.
Thighs, stomach, breasts, arms. All of her decadently soft and welcoming.
"Mara..." Lily breathed, unable to help herself. "You look--"
'Ridiculous. I know. I think I meet need to be cut out of this dress."
Lily managed not to whimper. Just.
"I was going to say good enough to eat."
And with that Lily locked the door behind her and prepared for a feast of her own.
HA! YES! Devour her doubts and make her forget!!
By the time Lily is done Mara won't even remember her own name lol
(Also one of the kids making Lily a good luck card 🥺)
I loved that part 🥹
I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.
This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures
Wasn’t this Detective Pikachu the film?
Does your Rook have a signature poison?
(Rook's been slowly trying to build his immunity to poisons by the way... not that that has anything to do with the tea pot she's holding here)
Rook (just Rook) de Riva specializes in assisted suicides, it's more comforting if the contract can pretend they're just drinking a cup of tea beside a newly formed friend. Wyvern's bane is a poison Viago mentions in eight little talons, when you begin to digest it you just asleep - and don't wake up. Rook's tweaked it a little bit though
thanks to the person that just gave this post a note because like ??? I was on to something with this comic/sketch style
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"You look just about good enough to eat" Lily and Mara
Mara looked skeptically at herself in the mirror. The dress was too tight and she was fairly certain it had not shrunk. No, good food, regular meals, and three pregnancies meant she was no longer the painfully slim urchin she once was and frankly she was not sure how to feel about that.
Her thighs, her hips, every part of her was just a little more than it once was. It had been well over a year since she had wielded a bow, instead she mostly carried a gurgling baby on her hip. Even her arms had softened.
It was not that she was large by any means just a more general softness. She was afraid really, how Lucanis and Lily saw her now. They were both such hard workers and so disciplined but Mara, now that she had options, seemed to prefer lying in front of a fire drinking cioccolata calda and reading one of the romances that made her ears turn red. Or chasing after a laughing toddler in the nursery. Helping their eldest make a good luck card for Lily's presentation (a clumsy crayon drawing of a skull in a party hat, GOOD LUK MAMA! on the front, at least three letters back to front). Or the rocking chair by the fire, the sleepy baby nursing contentedly, both she and the baby warm and comfortable, lost in each other.
Wonderful, precious, miraculous things.
Still.
The dress was tight.
---
Lily bit back a gasp on seeing Mara in a red velvet dress. The skirt flared out at her hips and her once pert little breasts practically spilled out like a cup running over with cream.
Two cups really.
Thighs, stomach, breasts, arms. All of her decadently soft and welcoming.
"Mara..." Lily breathed, unable to help herself. "You look--"
'Ridiculous. I know. I think I meet need to be cut out of this dress."
Lily managed not to whimper. Just.
"I was going to say good enough to eat."
And with that Lily locked the door behind her and prepared for a feast of her own.
HA! YES! Devour her doubts and make her forget!!
I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.
