- Spooky -

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

"All of it, yeah. Top priority, apparently. That's gonna take some doing, but whatever; I'm paid hourly." *shrugs*

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

(Art courtesy of @shitpostsampler )

you flip over a log and there's just a couple of these guys hanging out underneath

this indeed COOKS

If you click the images on the website they come out super high def too. They also have a couple bestiaries, as well as some illustrations of the Divine Comedy. This is my new best friend I’m so fucking excited

yes. excellent.

both of these prompts were in the same lesson

toe-sucking evil