inactive!! i moved to my main

btw guys im going to slowly start merging this blog with my main because i just dont care enough to have side blogs anymore. so go follow me @pinkquartzgeode because thats where ill actually be posting things consistently:)

Yeah picard is boring but he's boring in one of the funniest ways possible. Yeah he doesn't do shit ever but then every like 5 episodes something happens to him like an otherdimensional being tries to seduce him by trapping him in a fantasy holosuite land and he adamantly denies that he's incapable of having fun ever while continuing to have no fun. or an alien woman will try to have sex with him and he will say with no pretense or irony whatsoever "my dick is boring leave me alone". someone tries to get him to go to a party or even talk to him but hes like no actually I need to read this 140 year old thesis on the lowering popularity of the word "perchance" in the english vocabulary. he only ever drinks the same drink. Like

i think if you asked harry kim if he was attracted to men he’d be like “maybe but i’ve got too much other shit going on to worry about that right now”. if you asked tom paris if he was attracted to men he’d clench his jaw and stare off into the distance for a long moment before being like “… no”

love how seven’s reaction to tom and harry’s initial attempts to become friends with her was complete indifference and her reaction to b’elanna’s overt annoyance at her existence was to become obsessed with her

quark hit the blunt that makes men whimper

having a fixation on star trek in 2023 is like riding a horse-drawn carriage down the interstate

I oh so deeply apologize for the person I've become ever since Kirk and Spock found their way into my life

[ID] TOS McCoy folds his arms and a speech bubble emerges from his mouth. [End ID]