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Old meme i did #damarmoment

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dukat doesnt read books and is proud of this. He is above such things.
Damar is reading these fuckass romance novels and the odd enigma tale but hes not actually reading any sincere literature since he got out of officer school and stopped having assigned reading. He loves thr cheap pop novel because cardassian tours of duty are so goddamn long and boring he can get through like 6 of them in a week. Weyoun does also think this is a disgusting habit. Hes read all of the ones damar has.
Both Tain and Mila have read every book that crosses their desk, either out of a passionate love for cardassian escapism or redlining it for censorship, sometimes crossing wires about it. Enabrian tain absolutely let shoggoth get away with a little more critique of the state then the order typically does before he disappears him bc he does love a little logical puzzle especially wrapped up in a backwards version of patriotism. Mila does unfortunately think the spy romances are hot and also funny, bc the ideas they have about how the order functions is just so charmingly stupid.
Garak is a guy who genuinely does read mostly acclaimed literature bc he really does think the cheap romance novel is an affront to the typewriter and the concept of a written word. He is positing that the popular novel itself is a signal of a degrading civilization. He has absolutely read one (1) of the really bad obsidian order romances and it absolutely backed up everything he already thinks.
does ds9 have a dentist or is that also julian’s job
”garak, did you know that one of your molars is missing?”
”really!? it must be because of those taffies i bought from the klingon restaurant. they WERE unusually chewy…”
TEETH
Bashir's work establishing a dental service on DS9 is surely one of the great unsung achievements of the post-Occupation period, and the work he does is adopted throughout Bajor during the reconstruction. It's not like you'd be able go to the dentist easily towards the end of the Occupation, nor train as a dentist either. He trains up a couple of his team so that he doesn't get overwhelmed just dealing with everyone's teeth.
But naturally there's a fair amount of resistance to having anyone poke around inside your gob, or wave a needle at you, given Cardassian practices in this regard. Poor old Kira has to step up and set an example, having first had to put up with Bashir pinning her down at every available opportunity to explain the importance of dental care. She works out her frustration by ordering every single member of the Bajoran militia stationed on DS9 to get themselves down to Bashir's House of Dental Horrors. But it works, and the civilians start to follow.
None of the Ferengi take Bashir up on the doctor's kind offer to extend the station dental service to them, and, indeed, consider it something of an insult.
As for the rest of the station crew - no problem there except, naturally, with O'Brien. Eventually Molly persuades him. "You can come along with me and we can both be scared together. But Uncle Julian won't hurt us, Daddy. You'll see. Also you get a sticker and if you're extra brave you get a lolly."
@hartlins i would like it to be known that these plot bunnies are not ”random” and i actually work really really hard on them. for this one, for example, i went outside and saw a dentist’s office,
Going outside IS hard work.

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I’m rewatching ds9 episode The Wire, and I just…does Garak think he is dying here, and is he trying to have what small version of shri’tal he can with Julian?
Yes. Yes! Yes he does! And he wants to do it, it's important both culturally and personally to him, but he realizes that he cannot do it. He cannot do the most important step - tell his secrets - because that's not what an Obsidian Order agent does, that's not what Tain taught him. (And it's so, so heartbreaking just how removed from his own culture Garak is, how much damage Tain did to him in every conceivable way; Garak serves Cardassia and loves Cardassia, but it's clear in that moment that he isn't allowed to be a Cardassian.)
So he does what he does always, dresses up his truth in the fancy clothes of stories and offers them to Julian like that, hoping to convey something, hoping to get at least a little close to a proper shri'tal. And he asks for forgiveness because that matters (to him personally) and is achievable in context; he cannot tell his secrets and Julian doesn't understand the significance of this act, but perhaps Garak can be forgiven - for whatever it is that Julian reads between his lies.
I wrote a ficlet about this a while back!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
what’s your favorite ship?
titanic
hms terror
uss enterprise
ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)
captain ahab’s whaling vessel
ship of theseus
battleship monopoly token
mclennon
Enabran Tain’s rolling pin collection.
that’s it. that’s the post.
“If I’d known you were coming I’d’ve baked a cake.”
but what KIND of cake would Enabran Tain bake…
Important question. Here’s my best guesses.
1. Sachertorte
2. Cupcakes with little Order symbol decorations
3. Fish cakes
4. Fish cakes disguised as dessert cupcakes with little Order symbol decorations
GASP Tain's evil truly knows no bounds.
He'd have baked whatever his super secret intelligence report said Bashir liked best, let's be real. And disguised fish cakes as THAT.
Bashir’s super spidey sense enhanced olfactory powers means he smells the fish long before he tries them and realises what’s going on. Eats a cake like it’s the best thing he’s ever had and asks for his compliments to be passed on to the chef. Mila hiding in the kitchen laughing. Serves Tain the remaining cakes the following day. Tain has the author of the intelligence report stitched up like a kipper.
I have no doubt Garak gave him all kind of guff about the ordeal after the fact. Wether he actually tries to convince Julian that fish cakes are important/ a delicacy or whips them out as a “favorite of his” as a bit of a joke is up in the air. But! I have no doubt that the particular smell of a fish cake would emotionally age Julian a couple of years as he has to relive the whole ordeal.
Garak, as usual, is having the time of his life Every Single Time.
"Why is it when you smile I want to leave the room?"
"I suppose it's because of my overwhelming charm."
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Personally love the Idea that most of star trek is reconstructed from personal logs. Because it plugs all the plot holes and explains a bunch of stuff like "why does the ferengi characterisation vary so wildly?" Humans are bigots
"why do the trills change appearance between tng and ds9?" Mistake in the logs
"why arent garak and Bashir fucking?" They are, garak keeps deleting if from the logs
You’re working on a starship of your choice, but you’re not in starfleet. What are you doing?
Bartender & backup therapist
Bartender & always got a scheme going
Barber & gossip peddler
Chef & official ship’s complainer
School teacher & weirdly no personality disorders
House spouse
One of the kiddos
Jack of all trades & recovering from stockholm syndrome
Run a simple little shop in which you simply make and sell goods
Groundskeeper & keeping it real
Dabo girl/waiter/just lookin cute and watching the drama unfold
See results/I’m in starfleet/other
The thing about Spock being hot is that he isn't framed like he's supposed to be. Yknow? Like the cinematography and the way other characters interact with him doesn't typically imply you the viewer are meant to desire him carnally. So it can be easy to forget for a moment until it just kind of suddenly hits you. And "wait Spock's hot" is perhaps one of the least original thoughts one can have but nevertheless I'm kind of continuously having this revelation
Furthermore he's like. Statuesque. He has a certain poise and grace about him rarely found in men. He's cunty but understated. She ate and she chewed with her mouth closed. You know what I mean? And the whole point of him is that "carnal desire" is extremely off limits. You CANNOT fuck him. Unless.......? And this is the repressed erotic intrigue that invented fanfiction
pissing each other off as foreplay
You want to watch a Star Trek movie! Which one do you choose?
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Section 31

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Mirror Janeway doodle before bed
Revolutionary Rom