*evil Spock voice* eat shit and die 🖖🏼

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

Official Post of Massachusetts

childaborting hips

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry