Amazingly Amazing Fabulousness :)

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

to be or not to be that is the final frontier

these are the monologues of the starship hamlet. her five-act mission: to explore strange new ghosts, to seek out new swords and new methods of poison, to just fucking kill your uncle already jesus christ hamlet just do it just fucking do it oh my god

where amleth has gone before

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

I met him at a sandwich shop in la once and it was an incredible experience of height difference

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

pls give her everything

are you SHITTING ME. This is one of those posts that makes you question your worldview a little bit, tbh

holy shit this keeps getting better

john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

TOO DAMN CUTE

Zuko’s scar is different than the typical villain’s scar bc it’s not an ambiguous sign of past violence but an explicit symbol of his father’s abuse - rather than making him seem tougher for no reason it shows that at his heart he’s just a traumatized child and not a villain at all. In this essay I will

Give us the essay op

@theonesarah

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

hi what the Fuck

“According to the WesterosCraft site, the map is roughly 22,000 x 59,000 blocks which is about 806.51 sq km / 501.14 sq mi… around the size of Los Angeles.“

WBAT THE FUVK