always evermore and on and on

Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block:  This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him.  [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head].  But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free

Coworker [off-screen]:  How would you do that, Scott?

Scott:  Because there’d be no concrete evidence.

so a little while ago i had my grandma help me make a jesse pinkman calico critter. she was kind of iffy about it at first because she’d never sewn clothes that small but she ended up really liking it

flash forward to today

i had dinner with my mom, my uncle, and her and she immediately starts gushing about him. i let her keep him until sunday so she could show my uncle and apparently she put him on her desk and now wants to make shoes for him because “he needs them for his little feet!”

then proceeds to have us toast to “jesse pinkman because he makes us smile!”

and she was talking about how she isn’t gonna sew anything that small ever again… until my uncle suggests making jesse’s hazmat suit. now she’s already planning a pattern for it.

for the rest of dinner everytime jesse is brought up she immediately perks up and starts smiling talking about how sweet and tiny he is

i’m convinced she doesn’t even think about actual jesse and just views the calico critter as true jesse

i think i might need to just let her keep him tbh maybe my love for jesse has finally been one upped… by my grandma.

went over again today. apparently she had friends over and i just see him on the family photos table like he’s the fuckin star of the show and my uncle keeps saying he is a big topic of conversation

i was gonna take him back but grandma said no because she still wants to make his shoes

she’s also a psychologist and apparently keeps telling her patients about it

shoes are done but i still have not been able to bring him home 💔

grandma please give him back 😭😭😭😭