always evermore and on and on

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

That's his last name you know. Billy Breakfast.

someone used the phrase “bits dysphoria” in my notes and I initially misinterpreted it as “feeling like your jokes should be funnier”

What matters in life is tagging posts as your ocs

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

The pleasing and delightsome animal "dog" is a sort of bespoke pseudowolf engineered to hang out with you

other available pseudowolves include "fox" who shrieks in the night and "coyote" who is like if a wolf had a little brother who smoked weed

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

wet beast wednesday