always evermore and on and on

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

the scanlator is a naturally karmically favoured creature due to their affinity for copyright infringement

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

like first of all… yes we do!!!!