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now, if a whole shit-ton of people queue this to run next year, are we going to have any collective memory of the horse plinko meme and understand the joke?

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Crocheted Important Blue Internet Checkmark. Because why the fuck not.
(Pattern under the cut)
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
this is the best thing to happen to twitter

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this is so funny i
Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE
1 ingredient pie recipe: buy a pie at the bakery
why do only children's and fantasy books have illustrations. what crime did other readers commit that the industry decided we weren't worthy of lil drawings
pros of illustrating adult/literary fiction:
- more employment for illustrators
- cool abstract art that conveys vibes
- i like picture
cons:
- ????
-
My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:
The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%
The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today
Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans
Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts
Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for
Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%
Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty
lmao
The mangaka behind Magical Girl Site and the Crying Aya Asagiri image is calling out Elon Musk on his use of uncredited art on Twitter.
(A bit of a hornets nest calling out the use of stolen images in memes, because TRUE, but I admire the chutzpah)

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*walks up to a lesbian couple* so which one of you is the epic wife and which ones the fail wife
we both say "im the fail wife and shes the epic one" in unison
Bro where are you from
In there
help
Alright that’s a good exception to an otherwise solid rule.
Jack Black also gets a pass.

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My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
Imagine if you had won though.
I made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes, and this is my favorite response to it
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