#fangirl

What’s Ligma stand for?

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

I can’t believe my chemical romance toured with green day and i was too busy fucking around in elementary school to notice

one of my coworkers has a matching tat w her fiance. hers says “beauty” in cursive and his says “beast” in like an edgy Masculine font & that’s what straight culture is

it’s with a heavy heart that i must announce…. they broke up and now they have this goofy shit on their bodies forever

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is